Three games are enough to identify a trend, not crown a champion. The records are official. The outlooks are our read on what comes next.
No. 01 · 1–2337.20 PF
Mayfield Of Dreams
The crown comes with a target
Week 1 · W120.79vs DB · 83.08
Week 2 · L105.40vs Who Scores? · 107.58
Week 3 · L111.01vs Achane Reaction · 121.66
A 120.79-point opening win over DB bought a promising start. Then came losses to Who Scores? and Achane Reaction, leaving the defending king at 1–2 with 337.20 points. The crown is guaranteed by the opening rule; the form is not. Zach enters with the sixth-highest scoring total and two straight losses. Royal privilege has officially run out of free trials.
Jungle outlook
Immediate pressure. Ovr de Hill arrives unbeaten and averages 7.00 more points per week. Mayfield needs to beat its recent 105.40 and 111.01 outputs to make this a convincing first defense.
No. 02 · 3–0358.19 PF
Ovr de Hill into DeForest
Perfect record. First shot at the throne.
Week 1 · W131.64vs Nico & The Boys · 104.95
Week 2 · W112.62vs Team Fio · 90.09
Week 3 · W113.93vs Zero Dak Thirty · 109.95
Three wins, three different opponents, zero apologies. Ovr de Hill opened with 131.64, then won with 112.62 and 113.93. That is the third-highest scoring total in the league, paired with the fewest points faced: 304.99. The record is perfect; the schedule has also been polite.
Jungle outlook
A narrow statistical lean to take the crown. The 119.40 weekly average beats Mayfield’s 112.40, but the last two outputs were much closer to the king’s range. This is an opportunity, not a coronation.
No. 03 · 3–0351.73 PF
Nicole Schwesinger
The undefeated team still accelerating
Week 1 · W108.85vs Team Fio · 107.81
Week 2 · W114.43vs Zero Dak Thirty · 112.07
Week 3 · W128.45vs North Korea · 115.86
Nicole has improved every week: 108.85, 114.43, then 128.45. The first two wins were by only 1.04 and 2.36 points; Week 3 supplied a more convincing 12.59-point win over North Korea. A 3–0 record and the fourth-best scoring total make this more than a lucky escape act, even if the first two chapters required a defibrillator.
Jungle outlook
A real contender with a difficult opening draw. We Love Tuten owns a 10.52-point average advantage, so Nicole’s upward trend needs to continue to earn a climb toward the crown.
No. 04 · 2–1383.29 PF
We Love Tuten
The scoring leader is hunting
Week 1 · L133.32vs Team Schapiro · 145.68
Week 2 · W109.66vs DB · 95.46
Week 3 · W140.31vs Who Scores? · 88.99
We Love Tuten leads the league with 383.29 points. A 133.32-point Week 1 still lost to Schapiro’s 145.68; the response was two wins, capped by a league-best 140.31 in Week 3. The 2–1 record undersells the production. This offense has already filed the paperwork to complain about the standings.
Jungle outlook
The strongest three-week scoring profile and the statistical pick against unbeaten Nicole. Two weeks above 130 show the ceiling; the 109.66 in between is the reminder that promotion still has to be earned.
No. 05 · 2–1372.12 PF
Team Schapiro
Big ceiling, painfully small margin
Week 1 · W145.68vs We Love Tuten · 133.32
Week 2 · L102.05vs Nico & The Boys · 102.58
Week 3 · W124.39vs Team Fio · 102.17
Schapiro’s 145.68 in Week 1 remains the league’s highest single-week score through three games. Week 2 brought a 0.53-point loss to Nico & The Boys, followed by a 124.39-point bounce-back against Fio. Second in total scoring at 372.12 and 2–1 overall, this team is one fraction of a point away from a very different opening position.
Jungle outlook
A strong lean over Achane Reaction: 124.04 points per week versus 109.69. The ceiling belongs near the crown; avoiding another Week 2 dip is the immediate assignment.
No. 06 · 2–1329.08 PF
Achane Reaction
The reaction finally arrived
Week 1 · L103.83vs Who Scores? · 131.01
Week 2 · W103.59vs North Korea · 100.84
Week 3 · W121.66vs Mayfield Of Dreams · 111.01
After 103.83 and 103.59, Achane Reaction jumped to 121.66 in Week 3 and beat the opening king by 10.65. That makes two straight wins and a 2–1 record, despite being outscored 342.86 to 329.08 overall. The record is ahead of the scoring profile, but the most recent performance finally started catching up.
Jungle outlook
An underdog against Schapiro on the three-week numbers. Repeating the Week 3 output would make this much more competitive than the first two weeks suggest; retreating to 103 points would invite a drop.
No. 07 · 2–1327.58 PF
Who Scores?
The name has become a question
Week 1 · W131.01vs Achane Reaction · 103.83
Week 2 · W107.58vs Mayfield Of Dreams · 105.40
Week 3 · L88.99vs We Love Tuten · 140.31
Who Scores? opened with 131.01, won again with 107.58, then fell to 88.99 in Week 3 while We Love Tuten posted 140.31. A 2–1 record still earns a useful starting position, but three straight declines are the wrong entrance music for a winner-stays-on competition.
Jungle outlook
A slight 3.89-point average edge over Nico & The Boys, with very little comfort attached. The ceiling is higher, but reversing the slide matters more than winning the pregame spreadsheet.
No. 08 · 2–1315.90 PF
Nico & The Boys
Winning by keeping the receipt
Week 1 · L104.95vs Ovr de Hill into DeForest · 131.64
Week 2 · W102.58vs Team Schapiro · 102.05
Week 3 · W108.37vs DB · 105.46
Nico & The Boys has lived in a remarkably narrow scoring band: 102.58 to 108.37. After an opening loss, the team beat Schapiro by 0.53 and DB by 2.91. That is 2–1 on the ninth-best points total. The wins count exactly the same, even when the margin needs reading glasses.
Jungle outlook
A close opening matchup against Who Scores?. Nico’s steady scoring offers a plausible route to another narrow win, especially if the opponent’s decline continues. A sustained climb will probably require more than 105 points per week.
No. 09 · 1–2339.11 PF
North Korea
Better points than the record suggests
Week 1 · W122.41vs Zero Dak Thirty · 90.11
Week 2 · L100.84vs Achane Reaction · 103.59
Week 3 · L115.86vs Nicole Schwesinger · 128.45
North Korea has 339.11 points, fifth-most in the league, but a 1–2 record. A 122.41-point opening win gave way to a 2.75-point loss to Achane Reaction and then a 115.86-point defeat against Nicole. The team has outscored its opponents overall; the points have simply arrived in the wrong quantities on the wrong Sundays.
Jungle outlook
A modest favorite against Zero Dak Thirty, with a 9.00-point weekly average edge. There is enough production to climb out of the lower matchups, but the close Week 2 loss shows why that is no guarantee.
No. 10 · 0–3312.13 PF
Zero Dak Thirty
Winless, but not lifeless
Week 1 · L90.11vs North Korea · 122.41
Week 2 · L112.07vs Nicole Schwesinger · 114.43
Week 3 · L109.95vs Ovr de Hill into DeForest · 113.93
Zero Dak Thirty is 0–3, though the last two defeats were by only 2.36 and 3.98. Scoring improved from 90.11 to 112.07 before settling at 109.95. The 350.77 points faced are the most in the league. Some of this is limited production; some of it is the schedule arriving with a personal grudge.
Jungle outlook
A credible upset threat against North Korea despite the 9.00-point average deficit. Recent scores are close enough to make a first win realistic. The 0–3 start leaves little room to rely on record-based wildcard protection.
No. 11 · 0–3300.07 PF
Team Fio
The reset cannot come soon enough
Week 1 · L107.81vs Nicole Schwesinger · 108.85
Week 2 · L90.09vs Ovr de Hill into DeForest · 112.62
Week 3 · L102.17vs Team Schapiro · 124.39
Fio lost Week 1 by just 1.04, then posted 90.09 and 102.17 in more decisive defeats. The result is 0–3 and 300.07 total points, eleventh in scoring. The early near-miss deserves sympathy; the next two weeks do not deserve a commemorative plaque.
Jungle outlook
A slight scoring edge over DB: 100.02 per week versus 94.67. The bottom matchup offers a route upward, but DB just outscored Fio in Week 3. This is a chance to restart, not a free win.
No. 12 · 0–3284.00 PF
DB
At least the arrow points up
Week 1 · L83.08vs Mayfield Of Dreams · 120.79
Week 2 · L95.46vs We Love Tuten · 109.66
Week 3 · L105.46vs Nico & The Boys · 108.37
DB is last in total scoring at 284.00 and winless through three weeks. There is one useful trend: 83.08 became 95.46, then 105.46. The latest loss was only 2.91 points to Nico & The Boys. The basement remains occupied, but someone has finally started measuring for stairs.
Jungle outlook
An underdog by the three-week average, yet the Week 3 score beat Fio’s by 3.29. Keep the improvement going and a first win is within reach. Another early-season output would keep the team at the bottom.
